Skier/Snowboarder Jokes
I found the following jokes on the North Toronto Ski Association page
A car has five snowboarders in the back seat. What do you call the driver?
Answer: Sheriff
What is the difference between a snowboard instructor and a snowboard student?
Answer: 3 days!
How many ski instructors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: Nine. One to screw in the light bulb and 8 to say nice turns!
How does a snowboard instructor meet his class?
Answer: He runs into them!
What do you call a snowboarder with no girlfriend?
Answer: Homeless
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